Let’s Burn Down the Internet
It’s a scourge.
The Internet Has Outlived Its Usefulness
Look around. Almost everything terrible happening in the world right now can be laid at the feet of the internet. To prevent future tragedies, it must be destroyed.
LET’S WORK TOGETHER!
Destroy the Internet
Delete all your accounts. Shut down every profile. If we all work together, we can turn the internet into the bot-infested ghost town it deserves to be. Let the AI eat each other.
About us
There is no “us.” There is only “we.” As in, you and me. And we need to work together to destroy this hellhole.
Our Services
There are no services on offer. You’re offering your services to us. You will be the ones destroying the internet.
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Our Work
WE WORK WITH
Our Clients
You are our clients. Please destroy this nonsense.
MEET US
Our Team
Cynthia Howery
Co-founder / CEO
If she was a real person and not a stock image, she’d be all about annihilating the cesspool the internet has evolved into.
Jimmy Banh
LEAD DESIGNER
If we had a lead designer, he would be promoted.
Leo Palmieri
CFO
She’s not real either. Give me some money so that I may have a CFO.
Unleash your RAGE ON THE INTERNET
These trees are not the internet. Instead of burning them down, destroy the internet!
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